Newest Disney Princess is announced!

Yes, it is official, the newest Disney Princess is     :::drum roll:::    me!!



That's right, all of my beloved plebeians, I am now amongst a select few young women to ever hold this title. While some may enter a pageant only to have the title removed after a year, my title will remain for all my days.

To those unfortunate souls wondering why you are not a Disney Princess, I can only offer this as consolation:

I'm just better than you, and there's nothing you can ever do about it.

Sigh. Doesn't that feel better? Now you can get on with your life working at your grueling desk job getting sweaty, accumulating paper cuts, and not being admired as much as yours truly. It's alright, though. Some of us are princesses and others are peasants. We all have important roles to fill, my dears.

Your beloved princess,

~K

P.S. Disney hasn't quite put out the memo yet, but they will. Eventually.

Disneyland is calling

My co-workers and I have decided that we are taking a trip to Disneyland come September. Do you know what this means? Spending way too much on crap like mouse ears and Tinker Bell wands that we will never need! As if my budget wasn't already in the tank...

Seriously, though, I love Disneyland and this will be the first time visiting as an adult. I look forward to going on Splash Mountain and the Matterhorn, getting pictures with the different characters, and eating mouse-shaped ice cream bars.

Let the planning, budgeting, and excitement begin!

Your cartoon hero,

~K