Text conversation I had with a friend:
me: So...X is married. In other news, pigs have grown wings and hell is getting a bit chilly
friend: Wow. What is his wife like? He is such a creepy guy...see, there is someone for everyone...truth revealed
me: She looked pretty enough, but probably weird.
friend: Wow so she is pretty?!
me: Not super pretty
Just kinda pretty
friend: Now even X is having sex regularly...life is just not fair
me: No kidding
Oh well, she's stuck having sex with X. Poor girl!!
I wouldn't want to have sex with that creepy gorilla
Moral of the story: just because everyone around you seems to be coupling off doesn't mean that you should be jealous.
Sassy and single,
~K
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
Saturday, September 1, 2012
Sunday, November 29, 2009
A Lasting Love
We live in a world of fickle hearts. We grew up hearing about Prince Charming and happily ever afters, but we also grew up watching marriages crumble and sex selling in every medium out there. Where, in all of this, is love?
I am one of those walking contradictions; a cynical romantic. I've seen the ups and downs, I've seen people fall in love, and I've seen people fall out of love. It seems like the older generations knew something we didn't.
Despite her death over a quarter century ago, John Wooden still writes his wife Nell love letters. It reminds me of that sappiest of sappy movies, The Notebook.
In all of disillusionment and wariness, I sincerely hope that I may one day experience this kind of love.
P.S. Thanks, Christina, for posting this on your facebook!
I am one of those walking contradictions; a cynical romantic. I've seen the ups and downs, I've seen people fall in love, and I've seen people fall out of love. It seems like the older generations knew something we didn't.
Despite her death over a quarter century ago, John Wooden still writes his wife Nell love letters. It reminds me of that sappiest of sappy movies, The Notebook.
In all of disillusionment and wariness, I sincerely hope that I may one day experience this kind of love.
P.S. Thanks, Christina, for posting this on your facebook!
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Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Power of the Negligee
Seduction. Sex. Scandal. All of these probably come to mind when you think of a negligee, and for good reason. Negligees are designed to be attractive and alluring to the male in question when the lady dons one.
Yet...they are so much more. I have pretty much always worn practical nightclothes to bed. T-shirt and shorts, nightgown, or long nightshirt. Whatever. They are comfortable, and make sense. A negligee is not that practical and really is not a logical thing for me to wear to bed (I sleep alone, lol).
After drooling over the sexy bras and lingerie I've seen in stores and catalogs, I recently decided to indugle myself just for fun. This is where I made an accidental revelation. Ready for it? Think you can handle it??
A negligee simply makes the wearer feel attractive. No need for a man to confirm this (though I suppose it's always nice to verify such information).
I love the negligees that I purchased. They are not the most comfortable things I've ever worn, but I feel so sexy and feminine when I am simply sitting on my bed reading before I go to sleep. How is it possible that such a tiny little garment could have such a huge impact on my view of myself? I feel prettier! I feel girlier! I feel SEXY!!
Going through a breakup? Forget him with a lacy chemise!
Lost your job? Apply online in your babydoll from Wal-Mart!
Need something for your African safari? Blend right in with a zebra print set!
Ta da! Everything is alright now that you're in a negligee.
Yet...they are so much more. I have pretty much always worn practical nightclothes to bed. T-shirt and shorts, nightgown, or long nightshirt. Whatever. They are comfortable, and make sense. A negligee is not that practical and really is not a logical thing for me to wear to bed (I sleep alone, lol).
After drooling over the sexy bras and lingerie I've seen in stores and catalogs, I recently decided to indugle myself just for fun. This is where I made an accidental revelation. Ready for it? Think you can handle it??
A negligee simply makes the wearer feel attractive. No need for a man to confirm this (though I suppose it's always nice to verify such information).
I love the negligees that I purchased. They are not the most comfortable things I've ever worn, but I feel so sexy and feminine when I am simply sitting on my bed reading before I go to sleep. How is it possible that such a tiny little garment could have such a huge impact on my view of myself? I feel prettier! I feel girlier! I feel SEXY!!
Going through a breakup? Forget him with a lacy chemise!
Lost your job? Apply online in your babydoll from Wal-Mart!
Need something for your African safari? Blend right in with a zebra print set!
Ta da! Everything is alright now that you're in a negligee.
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