Text conversation I had with a friend:
me: So...X is married. In other news, pigs have grown wings and hell is getting a bit chilly
friend: Wow. What is his wife like? He is such a creepy guy...see, there is someone for everyone...truth revealed
me: She looked pretty enough, but probably weird.
friend: Wow so she is pretty?!
me: Not super pretty
Just kinda pretty
friend: Now even X is having sex regularly...life is just not fair
me: No kidding
Oh well, she's stuck having sex with X. Poor girl!!
I wouldn't want to have sex with that creepy gorilla
Moral of the story: just because everyone around you seems to be coupling off doesn't mean that you should be jealous.
Sassy and single,