In a rather silly and premature attempt to get back into the dating world, I signed up a couple days ago on a dating website. Yesterday I received the following message from one of the male users:
"So its Fall already and a movie night with someone cute over cuddle is so on the cards! You are cute but how good are at cuddles?
Keeping its simpple if you fancy me how about a cooking experiment over a bottle of wine followed by a movie night on my 42 inches cuddled up on my couch."
Please excuse the poor grammar and bad spelling; I quoted.
So to make this more interesting, this guy had actually dated one of my close friends. He is a jerk and treated her like crap.
I immediately messaged said friend and gave her the details. Obviously, the best option would be to ignore him as he is not worthy of a response.
We didn't go with the best option. We went with the "you're a jerk and everyone knows it" option. This was my response:
Hmm, you certainly do seem to like cuddling. Perhaps you weren't held enough as a child? I hear that can cause development issues as children grow older.
That sounds like a lot of fun. Just one problem: after hearing how you treated a close friend of mine, I think you're a jackass and I would rather be impaled through my eyes than meet up with you.
If I were a bit more southern, I suppose I would have thrown in a "bless your heart" somewhere, but it is what it is and I'm pretty darn proud.